Since childhood I had been told umpteen times that we have to pay for all our deeds here in this life only but I never paid any heed to all those warnings. But now I firmly believe there is some super power who is watching me (even He also watches beautiful people only..!!!) .
And here I am repenting for all my ‘not so good deeds’.
I have been sentenced to this “worse than KALA PANI” dungeon for 6 months or more (the duration actually depends on my good conduct during this period of imprisonment) for some petty crimes which were done unintentionally by a sweet little girl. Now since only a few privileged people were a part of my trial at His court I will summarize my trail for you lesser mortals (and I could show this as a part of my good conduct as well!!!)
Lawyer (L) : “This girl has been a chatterbox since last 20 yrs and has tortured innumerable people by her nonstop, useless chit-chats.”
Supreme Power (SP) : “Send her to a place where no one understands her language and vice versa.”
L : “ She has murdered some hundreds of little, innocent chickens.”
SP : “Send her to the land of pure vegetarians.”
L : “She just cannot stay at home when free. Always a part of the city crowd who have nothing else to do but to wander around and add to the traffic.”
SP: “Send her to a place where the weather will force her to be inside her room all day.”
L : “She forces her friends to call her up and pay bills for a minimum of 2 hrs chat daily on phone. Even her cell is now nothing but a poor whimpering soul crying for some rest.”
SP : “ The only punishment for this could be to send her to a place where she will be charged heavily for even receiving the calls..”
By this time I was quite happy. I thought there could be no such place meeting all the restrictions of my sentence. But then God created this place called CHENNAI and here I am serving in this Heaven. And all of you who are laughing at my condition..beware..because I had also mocked and laughed my heart out at people who were posted in this Heaven !!!
Disclaimer : The contents of this post are not meant to hurt the sentiments of any person, group or organization.
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aisa hai ki tumhaara kala paani mein beaches hai.. malls hai..theatres hai...
and koi kaam nahi karna padtha aur salary milta hai (including HRA) ...waah..aisa saz-e-kalapaani
mast likha hai yaar....can understand ur predicament...nd i dont agree with ppl(note: nadu) saying ki hra hai nd malls hain....kyunki hra to phone bill mein hi nikal jaata hai ...nd tu jahan hai wahan se city bhi itni dur hai........all my sympathies for u darling....i'll pray to HIM ki tujhe aur saza na de nd tu jaldi se Kalapaani se chhut jaaye........
nice post... says d supreme power.. :)
vaise nadu bhi sahi hi bol raha.. n now with ppl vistin uu every weekend dont u thnk u gettin spcl trtmnt in kalapani... itne ache ache visitors aa rahe.. ;)
hehe.. vaise jale par aur namak nahi chidkana chahiye..
alas!!! supreme power has bigger plans for you i suppose. He sent to cleanse the god-forsaken land. you are "THE ONE"
He he he nice article. all i can say is dipsy would be more than happy to read this one ;)- you know why;).par papon ka prayashchitt karne ka isse achcha mauka nahin milega- 6 mahine shudhdh shakahari dose khaya karo aur puja mein mann lagao ho sakta hai supreme power teri saza kam kar den aur tujhe jald hi kanyakumari bhej den ;)
pallavi pallavi pallavi....
tujhe koi idea nahi hai mujhe kitna zyada mazza aa raha tha jab maine tere se pehli baari baat kari thi...(tere kala pani shifting ke baad)...
waise things u "ACCIDENTLY" missed out on..
##1.40 rupees mein "3 set dosa"...tere din bhar ka cooking solutions..
##2."coconut oil" ki french fries...
##3.weeknds pe dj rocking u on d "kala pani" beaches...(on tamil hip hops???!!!)..
##4.KFC..TGIF... CCD bla bla toh honge nahi....soch kitne paise save ho gaye tere..
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I cud hav gone on-n-on par d sweet-lil-angilic-girl that im (besides SP must b watching me too..nd character space bhi khatam hi ho gaya...) toh mujhe lag rahe ki tere aur khichai nahi karni chahiye....aur kahin aisa na ho ki SP mujhe bhi tere raste bhej de
good work n got brains like that of writer.
i would like to see more blog frm u!!
well its true that wat kind of situation u r facing rite now....iknow it n i have undergone such a alien treatment myself too..
so i gotta realize bt if u can survive thr then u can survive anywhr regardin languae problem.....
well good luck n just keep cooooooool n .........
gud humour!
oh what luck poor gal. but there are a few respites still there wid u , i only dont want to enlilst them lest they also come under the prying eyes of the supreme power that he is.
btw ur supreme power has shown u how good all these years have been
for you
n guess what if you think u have seen the worst n that hs inspired this nice piece ofd article then i must tell you there are places which can make u ink better n longer artices
luv the disclaimer!!
Now that you have realized that all this is a punishment to you for all of your past hoolaas and conducts, its up to you to find ways in this "kala pani" to keep yourself happy and occupied. If you are busy you get indifferent to the sorroundings. So find a outlet.
I am sure Chennai has many with it's beautiful beaches, magnificent cathedrals, naariyal paani, the choice and onus lies on you to enjoy.
You hv no other choice. So enjoy.
A sad story for my dear little sister... anyways that has obviously reaped some great harvest for her some extremely wanted and entertaining visits... anyways its great learning for you, and to understand what life can offer you is a good blend of all.. have a fruitful stay out there and make the best use of it...
poooh...
KALAPANI-6months... Dont u think its abit less pay for the deeds f a beautiful sweet LITTLE girl...who s also accidently was killer f lots f chicken....hey dear i know u hav d capability f remaing chatterbox eventhough nobody understands t... dont u tnk u forgot a few tngs to mention like thirusaadam...rasan..dosa.. coconutoil...anyways enjoy chennai and ur work...kya pata u may not get an oppertunity like ts again ...f u r lucky...;-] nice blog anyways...hope tr r many more to come
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